It isn't this goats fault I slipped into madness at the end of the week.
I'd like to say that the goat made me do it all, but he didn't.
Jay has been gone off the air for four days. After not being able to vent to him Friday I decided to fall back into the life of bad TV.
I saw where Honey Boo Boo was going to have the scratch and sniff special and noticed it was recorded on my TIVO. So I bought the US magazine and got the card and watched it. Man I watched a show where I scratched off a fart she did and smelled as she laughed on the TV. That's how far I went down the rabbit hole. I smelled a scratch and sniff fart from a little fat girl.
I mean this is for real. Millions of people scratched and sniffed Honey Boo Boo's smell card and enjoyed it. I sniffed her fart and said that's kind of cool. Jay can not be allowed off the air again.
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